Carl and the leprechaun Series: Carl and the Gold Potters

Carl and the Gold Potters


By Chris Landry

One day as Carl was going into Dunkin Donuts he spotted a leprechaun gang called the Gold Potters and he went to hear them by sneaking behind a garbage bin. The smell was intimidating but Carl focused on the gang. “How will we get the holy pixie sticks to the other side of town without anyone seeing them?” asked one of them.” I don’t know”, said another. “We could sugar coat ourselves” said the leader. “Yeah”! They all said. BURRP!!!!!!!!!!! Carl burped so loudly that the leprechauns turned around and glared at Carl. “Get him!” They screamed. Carl ran for his life. Then shortly stopped at a corner to catch his breath and saw the leprechaun gang catching up with him. Carl pulled out a bunny from his hat and made it attack the leprechauns. As Carl went to his house he saw that the leprechauns had surrounded his house. Carl watched them nervously and then pulled out a flock out birds that pecked leprechauns till they ate a whole plateful of broccoli. Carl made a run to the stairs and went down. He found a big board that he used to hold a dragon out with and nailed it to the door. Then he sat down on a chair and pulled out a roasted beef sandwich. He chewed it thoughtfully then spit it out onto the floor. Carl felt a trembling noise coming from upstairs and got up immediately and barricaded the door more with a couple useless boards of wood. Carl felt the vibrations from the leprechauns trampling the kitchen and then he felt an utterly silence. All was quiet except for the sound of tiny footsteps coming down the stairs. Carl held his breath, longing for the leprechauns to leave him alone. He heard a tiny voice shrieked charge and heard hundreds of little tiny feet going down the stairs and the groaning off the boards that he put up. Carl was looking around the room for a way out then he found it. It was there all the time, a little door that he went to when he was a kid. He opened it and found a small tunnel. Carl climbed into it and pushed himself forward into the tunnel. Well. Carl here is you should say a little bigger than he was when he was young so. Well. He is a little large but he was able to push himself through all the way then he found himself in Ireland. “Oh no”, shrieked Carl. Trillions of leprechauns were standing right in front of him, each having a wooden bat in there arms. “I’m dreaming aren’t I?”